I ate a very special cupcake today. It had maple-flavored icing on it, and the icing had a strip of chocolate-covered bacon sitting on top. And the whole thing was drizzled with maple syrup. Clearly, this was no average cupcake. This is the kind of cupcake that wars are fought over, the kind of cupcake that people give their lives to defend. I heard about it and immediately skateboarded 14 blocks to the steinhardt building and back just to eat one of these things. I know you’re probably thinking that a copcake that includes meat would be really gross, or at least not legendary, but seriously people….this was the best cupcake I’ve ever had. This is coming from a person who has lived in NYC for about a year and a half and has had numerous encounters with various cupcake places. Noone has the balls to put bacon on their cupcakes, except for my friend who made these ones. This cupcake could bring the world governments to their knees. Medieval poets wrote sonnets about this cupcake. Because it had bacon on it.
In other news, BEES!