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Posted on 15th April 2011 in Something Daily

I got the keys to my first apartment today. I wasted a bit of money by neglecting to check the keys before I copied them – it turned out that one of the keys they gave me didn’t work. But the place looks bigger in real life than it does in my memory, which is amazing. The rooms are about the same size, and the floor is completely covered in gross black and white checked linoleum. Something must be done about this. But I’m finally just now getting a break from the skateboarding odyssey that I went on today, between the real estate office, the apartment, and my roommate. I went between all of those places three times, skating the whole way…I’m tired.

Also, since tomorrow is in fact my 20TH BIRTHDAY, my coworker brought me cupcakes made with orange juice this morning at work, which were fantastic. I did accidentally knock them all onto the floor, but I still ate about three floor-cupcakes. They were incredible. And it’s cool that somebody remembered my birthday and cared enough to do something about it. Awesome.

In other news, Odd Future are fantastic. I just downloaded Radical….swag. Sweet, sweet swag.

Tiny Cake for the Ages

Posted on 4th April 2011 in Something Daily

I ate a very special cupcake today. It had maple-flavored icing on it, and the icing had a strip of chocolate-covered bacon sitting on top. And the whole thing was drizzled with maple syrup. Clearly, this was no average cupcake. This is the kind of cupcake that wars are fought over, the kind of cupcake that people give their lives to defend. I heard about it and immediately skateboarded 14 blocks to the steinhardt building and back just to eat one of these things. I know you’re probably thinking that a copcake that includes meat would be really gross, or at least not legendary, but seriously people….this was the best cupcake I’ve ever had. This is coming from a person who has lived in NYC for about a year and a half and has had numerous encounters with various cupcake places. Noone has the balls to put bacon on their cupcakes, except for my friend who made these ones. This cupcake could bring the world governments to their knees. Medieval poets wrote sonnets about this cupcake. Because it had bacon on it.

In other news, BEES!

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